Type ur reactions when somebody say
these phrases to u...

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?!
- yah hor why ar?

IJUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
- N i just realised that i dun

LEAVE HIM//HER ALREADY. YOU'LL BE MUCH
MORE HAPPY WITH
ME - hahahaahahahaa, nope.

COME ON.SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO
- ya meh?? DUn FLIRT LA

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO
- JIAK SAI

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
- Cool, im JESUS CHRIST! (jk)

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
- ahh GOD NOEs

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK
CONCERT.WANNA COME WITH ME?
- No i dun go to parks, i go shoppin
malls! :)

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE
IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
- Awww.. u MORON! im not CACAT!

I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU
- Dun fall, dun kill urself.

CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU
- hmm then dun smile lah , stupid

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST
ARENT HIM//HER
- ER? tats because im BI ?

NOTHING!
- ?

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
- WHY? WAnan stalk me huh? Jiak SAI LAH

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
- wad dance>?

MAY I ESCORT YOU
- im not HANDICAP for CHRIST's SAKE!

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM//HER TIL NOW
- Hmm, i dun love u if tats wad ur askin!

YOU ARE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I
WANTED
- awwww.. tats so sweet, but
surely ur everthing doesnt include my
cake in the toilet right? cause tat
would be like so DISGUSTIN! EWWW!

WHEN WILL I GET UR SWEET EYES?
- WTF!! MY EYES ARE SWEET>? U TASTE THEM
B4? OH GOD!!!IM FUCHING BLIND!!!!

 *just in case u dont understand, 'jiak sai' is kinda rude word, it means eat shit.*