> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months
and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of
coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

> If you farted consistently for 6 years
and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

> The human heart creates enough
pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

> A cockroach will live nine days
without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

> Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

> The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

> The flea can jump 350 times its body
length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of
a pond?)


> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)


> Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

> The strongest muscle in the body is
the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

> Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split
the difference?)

> Elephants are the only animals that
cannot jump.
(Haha..Okay, so that would be a good thing)


> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

> Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

> Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

> Humans and dolphins are the only
species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread these crazy
facts and send this to someone you want
to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone !
(and God love that pig!).