Silly Quotes from Good Quotes website:

-Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved

-Dain bramaged

-OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

-A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

-Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Which one is funnier? XD